INTENDED AS HUMOUR OR SARCASM AND NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
As a Canadian and not directly involved in the recent American election, I’ve refrained from commenting on the fallout from the results of that election except for the occasional snarky comment of other people’s Facebook posts. To be honest, Donald Trump scares the living hell out of me. But Kellyanne Conway and some of her bizarre comments are just too tempting to resist.
If you read or watch science fiction, you are no doubt aware of the concept of alternate universes. This concept goes a long way to explaining her comments, specifically the “Bowling Green Massacre.” It should be obvious to even the most casual follower of news and/or politics that she is not from this planet.
An alternate universe would easily explain her comments. In our universe (the “real” universe) Bowling Green is known as the location of GM’s Corvette assembly line. But, in the universe usually inhabited by Ms Conway, it was the scene of a terrible massacre by terrorists.
The problem isn’t that she’s using alternative facts, it’s that with her ability to engage in interdimensional travel, she sometimes forgets which universe she’s occupying. There, problem solved and her weird statements explained. Think about it – what else makes sense.
Enjoy your day and remember to hug an artist – we need love too, no matter what universe we inhabit.