On January 29, I wrote a piece called “Stick to the topic” about the fact spam rarely has any bearing on the topic of the posting for which it is intended. On February 15 I made mention of the fact this posting seems to have become the preferred posting on my site for spammers as I had to delete 12 more. This morning there were another 5 comments.
Since I’m completely bored, rather than just delete them I’ve decided to use some of them as fodder for another blog and respond, through this posting, to this latest crop. I promise I won’t get obscene – I’ve already done that with my verbal responses. I’ve removed most of the email addresses just to keep WordPress from getting upset and shutting me down again.
First we have this:
Informative and precise…
Its hard to find informative and precise info but here I found…
I would hardly call a piece ripping into the poor English and fuzzy thought processes of a spam message “Informative and precise.” Pay attention.
This is perhaps my favourite simply because it so precisely proves my point by being exactly what it is talking about:
Submitted on 2013/02/18 at 2:56 am
there is a great deal of spammy comments on this webpage. Have you ever believed about trying to remove them or installing a tool?
This actually started with words some may consider offensive, so I removed them both for that reason and that they did nothing to further the comment. Oh yes, I believe! That is why I have anti-virusware; anti-spam filters, and a firewall on my system. I also believe that the WordPress spam filter does a marvellous job. After all, it blocked your “spammy” comment didn’t it? The only spam on “Stick to the topic”, if you haven’t noticed, is contained in the body of the posting and is the one I’m dissecting. Pay attention.
And finally, this little masterpiece:
Submitted on 2013/02/17 at 10:14 pm
Wow! This could be one particular of the most useful blogs We have ever arrive across on this subject. Basically Excellent. I’m also an expert in this topic so I can understand your hard work.
About the only way this could be a useful blog would be if you were to use it to improve your English (and, by the way, yours could use improvement – that second sentence – ugh!). By your last statement it appears you are admitting to being an expert in spamming, which is a very gutsy thing to admit.
Okay, I’ve had a chance to rant about something and I’m feeling much better now. If you’re one who has a long weekend*, enjoy the extra day off. Remember to hug an artist – we need love (and real comments) too.
*Family Day in Ontario; Presidents’ Day in the US
**In the time it took to write this piece, “Stick to the topic” attracted four more spam messages.